October 18, 2014.

Posted on October 19, 2014 at 4:57am

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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234,094 notesPosted on October 19, 2014 at 4:56am
awwww-cute:

She’s not as little as she thinks she is

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awwww-cute:

She’s not as little as she thinks she is

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2,963 notesPosted on October 19, 2014 at 4:56am

This has been the best day of my life!

Married Saturday

Omg two days y’all. I’ll be married! Wtf??? I have so much to do before then, too! Aaaahhhh

Posted on October 16, 2014 at 8:11am
1000drawings:

ANA TERESA

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1000drawings:

ANA TERESA

1,783 notesPosted on October 16, 2014 at 8:07am

thehat2:

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

image

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514,357 notesPosted on October 16, 2014 at 8:05am
abominable-twat:

SQUAD

abominable-twat:

SQUAD

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99,466 notesPosted on October 16, 2014 at 8:05am

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1,232 notesPosted on October 16, 2014 at 8:01am
  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
402,910 notesPosted on October 16, 2014 at 8:00am